DEAR PIG
“Do you need some advice? Are you in a sticky situation that you just don’t know how to tackle? Has the suicide hotline hung up on you one too many times? Do you wish there was a homicide hotline? Do you wish to remain anonymous? Have you always wished an advice column existed for a total piece of shit like yourself, one where your bizarre questions would be answered, without judgment, by a depraved maniac with whom you could truly identify? Are you just itchin’ to make the biggest MISTAKE of your life? If you’ve answered YES to any of these questions MEG MCCARVILLE is here FOR YOU!”
“Only a pig can lick the shit off another pig.”
Columnist Meg McCarville has worked as a phone sex operator, drug addict, lonely cat hag, demented pervert, and purveyor of smut and filth. She is the author of American Victim, Four Circles, and Don’t Piss Me Off!!!